What’s the funniest conspiracy theory?

Frank Ricevuto
That aliens might be interested in us. Why would they be?
~ Frank Ricevuto, Nelsonville

Brittany Polhemus
That Paul McCartney died in 1966, was replaced, and Sgt. Pepper is all about it.
~ Brittany Polhemus, garrison

Brian Patrick Murphy
That the earth is flat.
~ Brian Patrick Murphy, Beacon